Nose Prints on the Door

On the carpet on all fours.
Dog.
Nose prints on the door.

Is that the UPS man over there?
Dog.
Nose prints on the door.

Here comes the school bus from afar.
Dog.
Nose prints on the door.

There’s a squirrel in my yard.
Dog.
Nose prints on the door.

What could make that odor?
Dog.
Nose prints on the door.

When will they be home?
Dog.
Nose prints on the door.

Could it be the family car?
Dog.
Nose prints on the door.

Should I bark or should I growl?
Dog.
Nose prints on the door.

Half a bottle of windex.
Dog.
Nose prints on the door.